Act 1
Scene 2
Matthew: Al! You’re supposed to take me to Madame Malkin’s with you and use those sickles you have for my robe fitting!
Gilbert: Who’s this?
Alfred: This is stupid dumb little brother Matthew, he’s a freshman. Mattie, this is Gil. Gilbert Beilschmidt. This is Gilbert Beilschmidt.
Matthew: Y-you’re Prussia! The country that cannot die!
Gilbert: Yeah, and you’re Mattie.
Matthew: It’s Matthew.
Gilbert: Cool. Mattie’s fine.
Alfred: Stupid brother! [Claps hands above Matthew’s head]
Matthew: Aah!
Alfred: Don’t crowd the famous friend.
Arthur: Do you guys hear musi